AN UNFORGETTABLE NIGHT OF MUSIC
your head will explode (don't worry, this is a good thing)
your ears will bleed (tears of joy)
your inner ear will vibrate with frequencies previously unknown to modern medical science
Doors 7pm, music at 8pm
The world's only, and therefore best, doom brass band, EIGHT FOOT MANCHILD, playing in Philadelphia for ONE NIGHT ONLY (on tour from Boston, MA). Have you ever wondered what a sousaphone sounds like through a distortion pedal? Has your doctor prescribed you more baritone sax? If you answered yes to any of these questions, RUN, don't walk, to get your tickets now!
Accompanied by local cryptids IMP CRU and SUPERLITH.
Imp Cru: whole bunch of clowns and a piss jug
Whether you are a certified shareholder of Chaos Goblins LLC, an esteemed colleague, or simply chaos-curious, this event is not to be missed!
$5-15, no one turned away for lack of funds. Pay at the door or buy advance tickets HERE